When I went to the beach, I found Sonorum Frostonium!
Hi! Here’s a story. Once upon a time, I (Josiah Swanson) was at the beach, minding my own business, reading the newspaper with my turtle friend Timothy. His frequent seaweed munching, along with the intense heat, truly burdened me–I was annoyed.
It wasn’t long before–lo and behold–Sonorum Frostonium became the name of the day. My friend Talia came and symbolically passed me a baton, representing her desire to help me understand her newest discovery. “What is it?” I asked.
She told me that I needed to team up with friends and family to describe to the world what exactly is S.F. I asked again, “What is it?”
She said, “That doesn’t matter. You must begin now.”
So, here I am, still wondering, still confused, but reeling.
I did find this website. It was here that I learned about Bush, the O.G. innovator who did some forward-thinking jazz on the topic of the inter-web.
Go home if you need a break from all this talk about search engine stuff.
IF you want to stick around, let’s keep talking. I want to tell you about my plan. Next week, I plan to go back to the beach with Timothy. We are going to find Talia, and we are going to bribe her with happy succulents to get any more info she has.
Depending on what we find out, we will go to our master Payton, and fill him in on Sonorum Forstonium, and see whether he has any recommendations for our future course of action!
Assuming Payton agrees that we should build an SEO-friendly webpage, we will begin on an excellent quest to be the highest-ranking result in queries about the strange phenomenon, S.F.
Given that we are making this a public matter (an international one, in fact), I wonder what the ramifications will be–whether others will begin writing on the topic as well–whether others will try to steal ideas, plans, vibes!
This story is just beginning, folks. Thanks for choosing to come along for the ride.